Short Crochet Quotes & Sayings

The best Christmas present you can give to your dead grandfather is not showing up until Easter. And telling no one about it. Especially not yourself. — Will Advise

The one thing that will be the bane of my existence with my kid will probably be the way he or she is most like me in some ways. — Matthew McConaughey

Asked where he came from, he said, I am a citizen of the world . — Diogenes

I mean, if you're coming to Vegas, why not stay in a pyramid?" "You can't fault that logic, — Richelle Mead

The problem is that I'm Josef Weber's friend. but Reiner Hartmann is my enemy. So what do I do, now that they are the same man? — Jodi Picoult

To sacrifice a hair of the head of your vision, a shade of its colour, in deference to some Headmaster with a silver pot in his hand or to some professor with a measuring-rod up his sleeve, is the most abject treach ery, and the sacrifice of wealth and chastity which used to be said to be the greatest of human disasters, a mere flea-bite in comparison. — Virginia Woolf

Should you find yourself in a chronically leaking boat, energy devoted to changing vessels is likely to be more productive than energy devoted to patching leaks. — Warren Buffett

It was taunted as reality. It was dangled as a carrot. In terms of people's hopes and dreams, to say that that is less of a reality than the daily grind they find themselves in is maybe not correct. — Martin Mull

Everyone looks to an artist for something more than just the music, and that message of being comfortable in my own skin is number one for me. — Lizzo

I really loved the idea of playing opposite Marlon Brando and being the crazy one. — Johnny Depp

Are you fucking psychic?" He laughed. "I was thinking about opening up a hotline. 1-800-I-know-your-business. — Cambria Hebert