Shitters Full Quotes & Sayings

Idiots are of two kinds: those who try to be smart and those who think they are smart. — Raheel Farooq

if anyone comes into my domain without explicit permission, I'm going to impale you in a way that will give you the very best idea of what it feels like to be a corn dog. — Dannika Dark

Every being cries out in silence to be read differently. Do not be indifferent to these cries. — Simone Weil

Magnetism also was an influence felt at a distance, and in a stunning anticipation of the idea of universal gravitation, Kepler suggested that the underlying cause was akin to magnetism: My aim in this is to show that the celestial machine is to be likened not to a divine organism but rather to a clockwork ... , insofar as nearly all the manifold movements are carried out by means of a single, quite simple magnetic force, as in the case of a clockwork [where] all motions [are caused] by a simple weight. — Carl Sagan

South Carolina is in the spring a paradise, in the summer a hell, and in the autumn a hospital. — Eliza Lucas