Shandling Maron Quotes & Sayings

I've never been punched in the face, so I didn't know it would hurt so much! — Elena Roger

ALTHOUGH I DON'T PROFESS TO BE NORMAL, I AM HUMAN AS ARE ALL THE OTHER PEOPLE I WORK WITH, AND SOMETIMES EVEN I FORGET THAT."
-Violent Crimes Investigator Flagstaff Arizona — Thich Nhat Hanh

I wouldn't totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I thought was funny but was still appropriate for network censors. But I'm not going to go out of my way. — Joe Rogan

It is necessary that we should all have a little of the will to die, because otherwise we would find the performance of our biological duty of death too difficult. — Rebecca West

People like that don't need a reason apart from "because I can". They have a nightmare and try to make it happen. — Terry Pratchett

The frost makes a flower,
the dew makes a star. — Sylvia Plath

Successful selling begins with listening. Your job when you are in front of the prospect is to ask questions and then listen to the answers. Take copious notes about what they tell you; what they say and what they don't say. — Diane Helbig

When you boil it down, most movies are message movies. And I think careers are made in message movies. — John Schneider

Sometimes, when you're really depressed, all you want to do is nothing. All you want to do is lean your head on your arm, and stare into space. Sometimes this can go on for hours. If you're unusually depressed, you may have to change arms. — Charles M. Schulz

I see lines of space. I break things down into lines and space, and I balance. — Michael Moschen