Shandler Beer Quotes & Sayings

Disco deserved a better name, a beautiful name because it was a beautiful art form. It made the consumer beautiful. The consumer was the star. — Barry White

We have to bring out the truth about how dark and dangerous and evil the taxi side is. — Travis Kalanick

I would love to be more specific, but really, any type of bird is the funniest animal. They have to move awkwardly when walking. They have beady eyes; they are very suspicious. They can't do anything right. They have no hands, which is inherently funny. — Kurt Braunohler

No guinea of earned money should go to rebuilding the college on the old plan just as certainly none could be spent upon building a college upon a new plan: therefore the guinea should be earmarked "Rags. Petrol. Matches." And this note should be attached to it. "Take this guinea and with it burn the college to the ground. Set fire to the old hypocrisies. Let the light of the burning building scare the nightingales and incarnadine the willows. And let the daughters of educated men dance round the fire and heap armful upon armful of dead leaves upon the flames. And let their mothers lean from the upper windows and cry, "Let it blaze! Let it blaze! For we have done with this 'education! — Virginia Woolf

He taught me to trust in tomorrow. — Susan Beth Pfeffer

Enjoy the day as if it were your last. — James De La Vega

I think when you're really stressed out and can't really face reality ... you shop. — Rachel Zoe

By their fruits ye shall know them. — Matthew McConaughey