Shandeez Quotes & Sayings

Nothing. That's why it's funny. It's so bad I just think it's funny,' Renee says, tilting her head back so the chips don't fall out of her mouth.
'Do you really?'
'If I don't laugh about it what else will I do?'
She doesn't actually laugh though. She falls back, throws chips into the air and tries to catch them in her mouth — Dawn O'Porter

It's not easy waking up every single morning knowing what you're going to put your body through and having to do it. We don't have days off. — Bryan Clay

I think maybe to survive, I mean to just get through the day - I'm not saying that everything is hilariously funny. — Roz Chast

Charity is unconscious of itself, there is no accumulation first and then distribution. It is like the flower - natural, open, spontaneous. — Jiddu Krishnamurti

I have two college degrees, but the only way I could make a living was by showing kids how to put a ball in a hole. — Red Auerbach

Every time you look at a blank piece of paper, you're doing something new. You have to step onto that blank territory and remind yourself the sky didn't fall in the last time you wrote. Writing is a question of overcoming your fears-and everybody has them. — William Zinsser

How can I not believe that there is a God who exists and loves, when the people before me are infused with that love and pour it out daily? — Katherine Reay

Maven has miscalculated. He believes enough corpses will make me come back. But I will not. — Victoria Aveyard

I got nervous at bulls and eagles,
Trying to figure what shape Zeus might take for sex
When it could be your turn next. But now I don't care any longer,
I've come to my senses, your profile leaves me cold.
Why am I different? you ask. I'll tell you. Because you keep nagging
For presents. That's what turns me off. — Ovid

violence is the way we should deal with each other. To champion collectivism, to promote statism, to adhere to altruism is to follow in the footsteps of Ghenghis Khan, — Russell Madden