Quotes & Sayings About Shady Family Members

My wife and I, Delice and I, are empty nesters. — Juan Williams

Since dictating the Bible, and hiring a perfect race of ministers to explain it, God has never done much but creep around and try to catch us disobeying it. — Sinclair Lewis

You have a 12-foot fence. You know what'll happen? Thirteen foot ladders. — Bill Richardson

Film is more of novelty, because I've done so much theater over many years. I'm in love with making movies. Also, I find it easier to remember three minutes of dialogue than three hours. — Woody Allen

Like many men who play tennis, when I hit a ball into the net, I tend to look daggers at my racket, reproaching it for playing so badly when I myself have been trying so hard. — Craig Brown

I'm a big believer that life changes as much as you want it to. — Martin Freeman

You are dharma. You are a wheel. And the wheel of dharma spins. — Frederick Lenz

Faith is a re-directing of our sight, a getting out of the focus of our own vision and getting God into focus. — Aiden Wilson Tozer

I liked the air I was breathing, and there is absolutely nothing wrong with my head," I assured him with a giggle. "Will you kiss me again?" I flirted sweetly. — Deborah Ann

If this night is a fairy tale, then this is the happily ever after, right, or at least the beginning of it? And the thing about happily ever afters? Those princesses and woodcutter's sons have bodies under their coats, too. I mean, what do you think happily ever after means? (I can't be the only one who thinks this.) — Laini Taylor

How happy he, who free from care
The rage of courts, and noise of towns; Contented breathes his native air,
In his own grounds — Alexander Pope

We had an unspoken love for one another. Probably because she'd never talk to me or return my phone calls or texts. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

You know what it's like when you go to IKEA and you can't believe how cheap everything is, and even though you may not need a hundred tea lights, my God, they're only ninety-nine cents for the whole bag? Or: Sure the throw are filled with a squishy ball of no-doubt toxic whatnot, but they're so bright and three-for-five-dollars that before you know it you've dropped five hundred bucks, not because you needed any of this crap, but because it was so damn cheap? — Maria Semple

Everybody's looking for a good time. Don't you know a good time doesn't hurt? — Ashlee Simpson