Severely Constipated Quotes & Sayings

There is a novella inside every anus; there is a broken heart inside every mind; there is a bisected hug inside every arm; there is a pun inside every belly. "The Great American Novel," thinks the typographer, who at this point is severely constipated. He tries to squeeze out an 'o' but can't. "The Great American Navel," he says, then waits for a laugh. — Jimmy Chen

As for myself, the wonderful sea charmed me from the first. — Joshua Slocum

I consider myself not a conservative libertarian but a radical '60s libertarian. — Camille Paglia

Poking a lump of red Jello that jiggles outrageously, like a breast I once knew. — Sara Gruen

There are old traders and there are bold traders, but there are very few old, bold traders. — Ed Seykota

My parents didn't know what to do with me, so they just pretended I was normal, and that worked out quite well for me. — Stella Young

Mine is the disaster, if disaster there be; and to be severely distressed at one's own misfortunes does not show that you love your friend, but that you love yourself. — Marcus Tullius Cicero

In fact, because of this deep desire for peace, the ruling class leaders of this land, from 1945 on, stepped up the hysteria and propaganda to drive into American minds the false notion that danger threatened them from the East. — Paul Robeson

The world would be a much better place if people treated one another with decency and respect. There is no reason to be cruel to someone who is down or has any sort of problem, physical or otherwise. Trust me, man. I know. And today, if you're being bullied, you do not have to just suck it up. If you have or your child has a problem, tell someone in authority and talk about the pain. There are a lot of people out there who provide helpful guidance and support, like counselors, spiritual leaders, teachers, coaches, etc., all you need to do is reach out. Bullying is a problem that has really left its mark on our society, and I know there is more we can all do to stop it. — Dick Vitale

When I'm sitting at my drafting table in my studio, I could really be anywhere. — Adrian Tomine

Now there is a soft tap on the door. It's that man again. I don't know his name but I know it's him and nobody else because he always knocks five times, not four, not six, just five, and so softly too, like he fears he will make dents in the tin. Mother pulls the blankets over my head and then blows out the candle before opening the door. But what she doesn't know is that I am always awake most of the time this happens, because I am the hare. — NoViolet Bulawayo

I am truly not an axiologist, but I am concerned about the value of life in all of its forms and shapes. — Debasish Mridha

Nothing is more beautiful and romantic than when provision and purpose kiss. — Matthew Ashimolowo

It was a puzzling thing as to why they packed up in towns in the way they did. — Paulette Jiles

There are many things in this life capable of throwing people off course - the death of someone close, the loss of income or health, the realisation that cherished hopes cannot always be fulfilled — Beryl Bainbridge

Because if he was sick he would pull his clothes off SOME time or other - don't you reckon he would? — Mark Twain