Serpiginous Quotes & Sayings

The purpose of the Senate is to keep 100 middle aged knuckleheads out of the private sector where they can do real harm. — P. J. O'Rourke

My mother as a young girl went out with a young SS officer and she didn't really know what was going on - she just liked the uniform. When he told her about the things that he did, she was disgusted and broke up with him. — Michael Haneke

A child of broken mind, the fear that I hide behind. — Ozzy Osbourne

The first book I really loved was 'Little Women' - I'd have given anything for Beth to have been allowed to live; I remember crying very much over her death, trying to make the words change just by staring at them. I loved 'Anne of Green Gables,' too; 'What Katy Did;' and 'Peter Pan.' — Helen Oyeyemi

I like the Alice in Wonderland sculpture in Central Park. I love how it's been rained on forever and looks worn down by time. — Conor Oberst

We can say that one has remained [correctly] in worldly interaction if one has 'adjusted everywhere'. — Dada Bhagwan

Life is what it is...And even without having everything you desire...It is still gloriously beautiful... — Virginia Alison

Ethics are my veiled mistress; I love them, but know not what they are. — Robert Louis Stevenson

The best approach to sex for girls is, quote,'lying on your back and thinking of England.' — Suzanne Moore

You might be a redneck if during your senior year you and your mother had homeroom together. — Jeff Foxworthy

I stop reading after half an hour. I've had enough. Humanity has hit a brick wall. We're facing our end, like the dinosaurs millions of years before us. The only difference is we've got journalists on hand to document every blow and setback, cataloguing our rapid, painful downfall in vibrant, vicious detail. Personally, I think the dinosaurs had the better deal. When it comes to impending, unavoidable extinction, ignorance is bliss. — Darren Shan

I thought following a straight road would lead me right to my destination. Like the road would just take me there because I was following all the rules. And if the road curved, I couldn't be sure about where I was going. But look where it got me. Maybe it's time for a detour. — Susane Colasanti

I don't want to be the 'spice' added to a show. I'm not a condiment! — Esai Morales

I'm okay with having bad dance moves. I'm okay with having horrible lower teeth. That's what makes me me, and for some reason it's worked out all right. — Katy Perry

Nothing matures a military force quicker than actual military operations. — Duncan Hunter