Sephora Funny Quotes & Sayings

I moved to L.A. after my landlord in Brooklyn tripled my rent. I spent months looking for other places to move to in New York, then one day I was in California eating a grapefruit, and I was like, 'This is what they taste like?' So I decided to move to L.A. and build a studio in my house. — Dave Sitek

strategic dementia is a loss of the ability to make rational business decisions because you are not sure of your strategy. — Christopher Surdak

the front seat with his alarm again ringing furiously. "Are you all right?" shouted Milo. "Umphh," grunted Tock. "Sorry to get carried away, but I think you get the point." As they drove along, Tock continued to explain the importance of time, quoting the old philosophers and poets and illustrating each point with gestures that brought him perilously close to tumbling headlong from the speeding automobile. — Norton Juster

I don't know how it happens. We move our faces at the same time, and then our lips are touching. I've lost my worries. Traded them in for the sun and the taste of his tongue and the thought that in sixty years we'll be ashes - we'll be tossed into the air and after a moment of weightlessness we'll be everywhere and nowhere. But for now there's quick breathing and the feeling like he has my heart in his palm as it beats outside my chest. — Lauren DeStefano

I discovered that I act because I really love to act. I don't act because maybe it will get me a magazine cover or that I can get on a talk show. — John Corbett

All these things are miracles. It is a miracle if you can find true friends, and it is a miracle if you have enough food to eat, and it is a miracle if you get to spend your days and evenings doing whatever it is you like to do. — Lemony Snicket

The public, which has been wrong before and is wrong now, can accept only demons and angels on the stage — Theophile Gautier

I love nine hundred and ninety nine facial expressions of Jemma Garner, none of them is sad look. — Rea Lidde

Great minds seek wisdom.
Average minds seek entertainment.
Small minds seek trouble. — Matshona Dhliwayo

the rich just bribe their way out. So yes, as far as the rulers are concerned, it works. — Iain M. Banks