Self Praise Sarcastic Quotes & Sayings

Can knowledge be conveyed that isn't felt?
But if transport's the problem -
they tell me get a job and earn yourself
an automobile-I'd rather collect my parts
as I go: chair, desk, house
and crankshaft Shakespeare.
Generator boy, Paul, love is carried
if it's held. — Lorine Niedecker

I try to read for pleasure whenever I can - it's a great way just to shut it off for a while so your brain doesn't get fried. — Hillary Clinton

Strangers have crossed the sound, but not the sound of the dark oarsmen Or the golden-haired sons of kings, Strangers whose thought is not formed to the cadence of waves, Rhythm of the sickle, oar and milking pail — Kathleen Raine

America's a very traumatized society. — Alanis Morissette

I like films that continue to spin your head in all sorts of different directions after you've seen them. — Christopher Nolan

I think hair gel was invented to make it easier to identify assholes from a distance. — Demetri Martin

You must tell your money how you want to live your life, and not the other way round. — Manoj Arora

The amount of force and violence necessary to board the train, for example was no less and no more than the amoount of politeness and consideration necessary to ensure that the cramped journey was as pleasant as possible afterwards. What is necessary? That was the unspoken but implied, and unavoidable question everywhere in India. — Gregory David Roberts

Love is candy from a stranger, but it's candy you've had before and it probably won't kill you. — Daniel Handler

I understood. Being from a place where a few facts are enough to define you, where a few habits can fill a life, causes a unique kind of shame. We'd had small lives, populated by a longing from something more substantial than dirt roads and small dreams. So we'd come here, where life needed no elaboration and others would tell us who to be. — Kevin Powers

It doesn't bother me when someone calls me a 'dumb blonde.' I'm neither dumb or blonde. — Dolly Parton

They envy the distinction I have won; let them, therefore, envy my toils, my honesty, and the methods by which I gained it. — Sallust