Seducer Eso Quotes & Sayings

Let's say that Person 1 thinks their hair dryer is telling them to shoot every redhead who gets on the 9:04 train. And let's say Person 2 thinks their hair dryer is telling them to volunteer twice a week at a homeless shelter.
Is it better to volunteer at a homeless shelter than it is to shoot every redhead who gets on the 9:04 train? Of course it is.
But you still have a basic problem - which is that you think your hair dryer is talking to you. — Greta Christina

I like romantic comedy as a genre, but I think it can get stuck in its ways. — Zooey Deschanel

Waxing my legs is pretty much the only thing I have to maintain. — Amanda Seyfried

It is easier to become entangled with an enemy than to disentangle oneself afterwards. — Aesop

Bolivia also depends not only on tin and other minerals, but also depends on the gas and oil. A rational extraction should be made, taking care of the environment. We should give added value to this natural resource, and generate revenue to fight poverty with more resources, that come from natural resources. — Evo Morales

Juniper laughed for real, but one of those fake smiles he considered a plague of the Caucasian race followed. If you're sad, be sad, he wanted to say. — Jo-Ann Mapson

If blacks were given the right to vote, that would place every splay-footed, bandy-shanked, hump-backed, thick-lipped, flat-nosed, woolly-headed, ebon-colored in the country upon an equality with the poor white man. — Andrew Johnson

Fear is not a disease of the body; fear kills the soul. — Mahatma Gandhi

No, bwother, I have gwown moustaches myself, — Leo Tolstoy

You two are cracked," Tod snapped.
My smile widened. "Says the undead man in love with the soulless pop star. — Rachel Vincent

When the author admits to Christians that he was not a Christian himself, he says their dialogue became distant and rehearsed, like a pitch for Ginsu knives. — Kevin Roose