Sebie Lacey Quotes & Sayings

The dead reaching for us, needing us, but this isn't true. There's only us reaching for them, trying to find ourselves. — David Vann

And I would tell him, as we rise into the air, The curse is not that we cannot choose our Fates.
The curse, the curse we all live under, is that we can. — Alexander Chee

I never really lost a game in my career, sometimes I just ran out of time. — Bobby Layne

Excessive insulin is also now believed to be a central catalyst in the development of atherosclerosis. — Mark Sisson

To make a bull when reasoning a point is to make bull of yourself. — Anyaele Sam Chiyson

How to look after your very drunk friend
Step 1: Find her in the bathroom, slumped against the towel rack

Step 2: Ask her if she needs to be sick. Try not to get offended when she yells that she's NOT DRUNK

Step 3: Tell her it's fine when she apologises, bursts into tears and then falls asleep on your shoulder.

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Step 6: Root around in her front pocket for her keys. Make a joke about inappropriate touching. Laugh when she earnestly tells you that you could touch her anywhere, because nothing's inappropriate when you're best friends.

Step 7: Write it down so you can mock her with it tomorrow, and for the rest of time.

Step 8: Tell her mother that yes, you both had a great time. Pour two glasses of water, carry them both up the stairs (Make her go first, so you can catch her if she trips) — Sara Barnard

He who serves his brother best gets nearer God than all the rest. — Alexander Pope

There is nothing, not even a flicker of life in his face. — Alexandra Bracken