Scrutinizer Quotes & Sayings

I'm very fond of piano players. — Michael Parkinson

I loathed the game, and since I could see no pleasure or usefulness in it, it was very difficult for me to show courage at it. Football, it seemed to me, is not really played for the pleasure of kicking a ball about, but is a species of fighting. — George Orwell

I stood at a crossroads and fate came to meet me. — Liz Greene

People have always challenged me. People told me I was going to get this big beer belly when I got done playing. But I work out six days a week, and when I turn 40, I'm going to still have that six pack. — Donald Driver

I can't picture myself starting out aiming to do anything or having much of an agenda.I think in writing a poem, I'm making some tonal adjustments, and it took me a long time to allow anything like fun into my poetry. — Billy Collins

I'm making this confession without hope for absolution.
One morning, I pretended to go crazy. Perhaps in pretending, I proved myself so. — Miguel Syjuco

If you like big government, move to Massachusetts. — Joe Miller

There is always something new out of Africa. — Pliny The Elder

NASA is moving the space program to Starkville because it has no atmosphere. — Skip Bertman

Want to get paid for watching daytime soaps? become a therapist! — Paul MacAlindin