Scoular Quotes & Sayings

Who needs sense when you have alliteration? — Mark Forsyth

Dogs have no money. Isn't that amazing? They're broke their entire lives. But they get through. You know why dogs have no money? .. No Pockets. — Jerry Seinfeld

Perfume is that last and best reserve of the past, the one which when all out tears have run dry, can make us cry again! — Marcel Proust

Do you know anything about hearts, Jona? The Senta know hearts. Hearts are not one organ. Inside a mother's womb, two pulsing bags of blood seek their eternal mate."
Her hand reached out to his. She opened his palm, and traced a finger down his lifeline, then his loveline. She lifted it up to her own face. She placed it on her cheek.
"Lungs are fine apart," she said, "Hands do not need another but to clap. Brains gnarl like roots in the nothing of soul, and guts spin in knots around the nothing of hunger. But hearts are made by two complete parts merging together. Once the two pieces sense each other in the blood flow, they cross every bloody cliff inside of us. The arteries bind the halves close. The veins make love to each other in the life pulse that makes all life from love entwined. — J.M. McDermott

The wretched reflect either too much or too little. — Publilius Syrus

Nothing appeases an enraged elephant so much as the sight of a little lamb. — Saint Francis De Sales

We do not suffer by accident. — Jane Austen

If we had to tolerate in others all that we permit in ourselves, life would become completely unbearable. — Georges Courteline

The poor black people in it make the black people in Gone With the Wind look like Malcolm X. — Ben Stein

before dark, and picked — Kristin Miller

The Middle Ages hangs over history's belt like a beer belly. It is too late now for aerobic dancing or cottage cheese lunches to reduce the Middle Ages. History will have to wear size 48 shorts forever. — Tom Robbins

Wizard is as wizard does. — F.T. McKinstry

The novelist is required to create the illusion of a whole world with believable people in it, and the chief difference between the novelist who is an orthodox Christian and the novelist who is merely a naturalist is that the Christian novelist lives in a larger universe. He believes that the natural world contains the supernatural. And this doesn't mean that his obligation to portray the natural is less; it means it is greater. — Flannery O'Connor

I endeavor to trigger positive, empowering, life-giving emotion - I believe art is that powerful. — Gary Holland