Scott And Stiles Quotes & Sayings

My own philosophy is if you're not having sex, you're finished. It separates the girls from the old people. — Helen Gurley Brown

The bad are frequently good enough to let you see how bad they are, but the good as frequently endeavor to get between you and themselves. — Henry David Thoreau

God affords no man the comfort, the false comfort of Atheism: He will not allow a pretending Atheist the power to flatter himself, so far, as to seriously think there is no God. — John Donne

Man is free; but not unless he believes he is[.] — Giacomo Casanova

Am I the only person who hopes that David Beckham has sex with Brad Pitt? I don't know who's in charge of casting in Hollywood, but make it happen before one of them is out of their prime. Can you imagine those two men together making love? If there's a man in here that's junk doesn't wiggle just a little bit at the thought of those two men together - this has nothing to do with your homophobic sexual preference. At that level it's art, you monkey. You should be honored that you share the same restroom with those Greek gods. — Daniel Tosh

I don't want to be able to see thestrals, Scott. You don't understand the SITUATION. HERE. — Tylerfucklin