Schniedewind Academia Quotes & Sayings

Dear Victor: Wow. That ... really got out of hand. I'm sending this cat in as a peace offering. I forgive you for all the stuff you wrote on the walls about my sister, and I'm going to just ignore all the stuff you wrote about my "giant ass" (turn cat over for rest) because I love you and you need me. Who else loves you enough to send you notes written on cats? Nobody, that's who. Also, I stapled a picture of us from our wedding day to the cat's left leg. Don't we look happy? We can be that way again. Just stop leaving wet towels on the floor. That's all I ask. I'm low-maintenance that way. Also, this cat needs to go on a diet. I shouldn't be able to write this much on a cat and still have room left over. — Jenny Lawson

If you are focused on God, then all "mountains" are under your feet. — Sunday Adelaja

But we can't choose what we forget. The more we try to forget something, the more we end up remembering it. — Neal Shusterman

You learn very quickly what people are so enamored with, and it's not necessarily me. — Amanda Seyfried

If I be waspish, best beware my sting. — William Shakespeare

Hot pink looks cute on only janet which is MEEEEEEE!!! — Jeff Kinney

Middle age is when you're faced with two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home by nine o'clock. — Ronald Reagan