Jenny Lawson Quotes

Dear Victor: Wow. That ... Really Got Out Of Hand. I'm Sending This Cat In As A Peace Offering. I Forgive You For All The Stuff You Wrote On The Walls About My Sister, And I'm Going To Just Ignore All The Stuff You Wrote About My "giant Ass" (turn Cat Over For Rest) Because I Love You And You Need Me. Who Else Loves You Enough To Send You Notes Written On Cats? Nobody, That's Who. Also, I Stapled A Picture Of Us From Our Wedding Day To The Cat's Left Leg. Don't We Look Happy? We Can Be That Way Again. Just Stop Leaving Wet Towels On The Floor. That's All I Ask. I'm Low-maintenance That Way. Also, This Cat Needs To Go On A Diet. I Shouldn't Be Able To Write This Much On A Cat And Still Have Room Left Over.

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