Schmidleys Family Golf Quotes & Sayings

Off flew his shirt, which landed on an outstretched arm of the ceiling fan. 'Beats me. God, is there a padlock on this thing?'
'It's not rocket science, Driggs. It's a bra.'
'It's a Rubik's cube of diabolical proportions, is what it - ha! Suck it, evil underwear!' Triumphant, he flung the unfastened conundrum across the room [ ... ] — Gina Damico

So don't preach at us like you're some kind of saint. You're just another sinner. — Rachel Caine

I was totally picked on, but look at me now! I was definitely picked on by boys and girls. I was really lanky and skinny and the boys would say, 'Turn sideways and stick out your tongue, you look like a zipper.' — Krysten Ritter

I'll even let her tie me to a chair if it'll make her feel better. — Carrie Clevenger

I have always heard the sacred voice. Now I know it is the voice of God. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Lighting does occasionally strike and occasional the result isn't a corpse. — Tillie Olsen

To keep up even a worthwhile tradition means vitiating the idea behind it which must necessarily be in a constant state of evolution: it is mad to try to express new feelings in a mummified form. — Alfred Jarry

I had come to see that the great tragedy in the church is not that rich Christians do not care about the poor but that rich Christians do not know the poor ... I truly believe that when the rich meet the poor, riches will have no meaning. And when the rich meet the poor, we will see poverty come to an end. — Shane Claiborne

All spiritual acts well-pleasing unto God, as faith, repentance, obedience, are supernatural; flesh and blood revealeth not these things. — John Owen

My religious faith remains in possession of the field only after prolonged civil war with my naturally skeptical mind. — William Lyon Phelps

I don't have a lot of desires, you see; I feel so lucky. God has give me a lot of things already; there's nothing to ask for. — Shreya Ghoshal