Schleeters Quotes & Sayings

Anyway, what about you? How's, um, Abby? Angie? What's her name?
Oh, Hudson. Your suavity is an example to us all. — Sarah Ockler

I believe that in public worship we should do well to be bound by no human rules, and constrained by no stereotyped order. — Charles Spurgeon

Seeing no resolution to my existential recognition of loss, I decide to eat lunch. — Chuck Klosterman

History: the first time a joke, the second time a badly translated joke. — Aleksandar Hemon

Melancholy Baby dies from an overdose of time — William S. Burroughs

I think that by ignoring the show you're ignoring the audience who put you there. — Simon Cowell

But life is sweet, though all that makes it sweet. Lessen like sound of friends departing feet; And death is beautiful as feet of friend. Coming with welcome at our journey's end. — James Russell Lowell

When you see my skill with a brick, you'll think I'm skilled under the blanket. But I'm not. — Jarod Kintz

The nurses' job is emotional and distressing. Their day-to-day work is dealing with people withering and falling to pieces. So black humour is essential for them cope with that. It's just a consequence of their environment. — Peter Capaldi

Many years ago in a period commonly know as Next Friday Afternoon, there lived a King who was very Gloomy on Tuesday mornings because he was so Sad thinking about how Unhappy he had been on Monday and how completely Mournful he would be on Wednesday ... — Walt Kelly