Scabrous Scrotus Quotes & Sayings

When my parents send me emails the first 3 are blank. — Wanda Sykes

Olympics is global competition in which eighty, ninety, hundred, hundred and ten countries participate. — George Pataki

I never had any financial support or sponsors, and so I always had to, at every level, prove myself the hard way. I was five years in Japan before I got my debut at Le Mans. And I think this is a humble way to get through as a racing driver. — Tom Kristensen

Dear is your heart and close your hand, I relinquish all to love's dysmorphic command. — Isabel Yosito

I was in California the first time I heard Michael Jackson wanted to record with me. I was, like, 'Nah, no way, he's too big, it can't be true.' Then I got a call from Michael's people at my hotel telling me he was interested. But I still wasn't believing it - I thought they were setting me up for a TV practical jokes show. — Heavy D

I don't miss politics. — Jeb Bush

A highly developed country of the past, in an advanced state of decay). — Shashi Tharoor

It isn't August. The moon is asleep and I'm sitting on my porch roof like a frozen gargoyle, wondering if the sun is going to blow off the world today and sleepin. — Laurie Halse Anderson

The stems stood tall and straight, one series arranged in a single line, the other in a crudely shaped heart, the final one in the shape of the letter U. I love you. — Lurlene McDaniel

I don't keep any copy of my books around ... they would embarass me. When I finish writing my books, I kick them in the belly, and have done with them. — Ludwig Bemelmans

A man coalesced before me, his face ambiguous, and his voice that of demon spawn. It mocked my existence. — Elle Klass

tantrum. I don't want to have a baby but sometimes I want to be a baby because it's socially acceptable for them to cry and scream in public. — Jen Kirkman

I always say this about my music, and music in general: Music is like a time capsule. Each album reflects what I'm going through or what's going on in my life at that moment. — Eminem