Sauropods Quotes & Sayings

Wealth is not a pizza, where if I have too many slices you have to eat the Domino's box. — P. J. O'Rourke

I do not imagine that many people in the fifteenth century ever wondered if they were living in the Italian Renaissance. — Carl Sagan

The Baron took his cane and put it under the doctor's chin. "You are a very unlikeable man. In my true form, I'd think you as little more than spooge on the bottom of my shoe. — Daniel Younger

When you're head over heels about someone, it's a real painkiller. You almost wonder why doctors don't recommend it more. — Victor Lodato

Her lips remind me of kite strings and I find myself thinking about panda bears. Panda bears do not fly kites, I tell myself.
'I thought you were dead,' she says.
Maybe if you taped a kite to a panda paw and scared the panda so that it started running, the kite might start to lift off. — Michael Ian Black

Vulgar and inactive minds confound familiarity with knowledge, and conceive themselves informed of the whole nature of things, when they are shown their form or told their use. — Samuel Johnson

It's incredibly hard to program a network from scratch for 24 hours. — Carson Kressley

Humor is a drug which it's the fashion to abuse. — William Gilbert