Saturdays Funny Quotes & Sayings

In our open society, we are inclined to give to the less fortunate for the pure goodness of giving. We open our home to those who are alone on this holiday to spread some warmth into the life of another. — Jeff Miller

I speak my mind. I'm not really afraid of things. I actually don't think that's that unusual. — Kyrsten Sinema

The institutions under which we live, my countrymen, secure each person in the perfect enjoyment of all his rights. — John Tyler

It is a brave man ... who dares to look the devil in the face and tell him he is a devil. — James A. Garfield

PAXTON OSGOOD'S FUTURE HUSBAND
Will be kind
Will be funny
Will be accepting
Will be be able to cook
Will be a good kisser
Will always surprise me
Will argue with me and sometimes let me win,
but not always
Will be mysterious
Will always love me, no matter what I look like
Mama will not like him, which means
I will love him even more — Sarah Addison Allen

I loathe celebrity. I can't stand it. — Elton John