Saturday Night Live Vagisil Quotes & Sayings

Life is way too short for boring cars. — Chris Gerdes

Whatever belonging to the region of thought and feeling is uttered in words, is of necessity uttered imperfectly. For thought and feeling are infinite, and human speech, although far-reaching in scope, and marvelous in delicacy, can embody them after all but approximately and suggestively. — George MacDonald

Against all evidence, I keep thinking the assholes are outliers. — James S.A. Corey

When I was little, my mom was an actress, and she still is now, and she'd go on commercial auditions, and if they needed a mom and a son, she'd take me along, and that's how I got started. — Luke Benward

Love is beautiful. However, being in a relationship isn't always a walk in the park. I think people often get love confused with perfection. — Alexandra Elle

Am I the I she tried to save, still lopsided with trying to be a little less or more, escaping who I was a minute ago? — Philip Schultz

The opportunities for heroism are limited in this kind of world: the most people can do is sometimes not to be as weak as they've been at other times. — Angus Wilson

There aren't that many things left that haven't already been done, especially with music. I'm interested in ideas that can shake us all up. — Jack White

God, help me remember that when I admit and accept the truth, I'll be given the power and guidance to change. — Melody Beattie

I couldn't tell you what I had just figured out. That I desperately loved you. — S.C. Stephens

Each member of the family in his own cell of consciousness, each making his own patchwork quilt of reality - collecting fragments of experience here, pieces of information there. From the tiny impressions gleaned from one another, they created a sense of belonging and tried to make do with the way they found each other. — Toni Morrison

The United States was a big country where everybody wore funny t-shirts and ate too much. — Adam Rex

We do not wish ardently for what we desire only through reason. — Francois De La Rochefoucauld

No," Hal said. "The sea is moving constantly and you have to make little adjustments to keep it going smoothly. You can't take it for granted."
"Just like a friendship," she said smiling. And Hal nodded.
"Maybe that's why the word ends in ship," he said. — John Flanagan

I just love playing good guys. — Clive Owen