Satirizing Serial Quotes & Sayings

When a man could no longer pay his debts, the soldiers would seize the tabletop he would be using to display his wares (banco) and break it (rotta). Hence, bankruptcy. — Jodi Taylor

Cosimo stretched out his arms. 'I came up here before you, my lords, and here I will stay afterwards too!'
-'You want to withdraw!' cried El Conde.
-'No, to resist,' replied the Baron. — Italo Calvino

If elected Speaker, I promise you that we will have the courage to lead the fight for our conservative principles and make our case to the American people. But we will also have the wisdom to listen to our constituents and each other so that we always move forward together. — Kevin McCarthy

I like to think of myself as a natural gardener. — Clive Anderson

Do I look feeble to you"
"Actually, yes."
"Well, looks can be deceiving. For instance, when I met you, I thought you look reasonably intelligent. — Neal Shusterman

Currently under FCC policy, indecency determinations hinge on two factors. First, material must describe or depict sexual or excretory organs or activities. Second, the material must be patently offensive as measured by contemporary community standards for the broadcast medium. — Doug Ose

I do not myself feel that any person who is really profoundly humane can believe in everlasting punishment. — Bertrand Russell

I am who I am and I say what I think. I'm not putting a face on for the record. — Eminem

Kids can learn a lot by seeing things rather than reading it. — Diogo Morgado

Whenever in history, equality appeared on the agenda, it was exported somewhere else, like an undesirable. — Mary McCarthy

The one thing we fear most is the one thing that is not possible: We cannot die, we cannot be destroyed. — Richard Bach