Satirically Pronounce Quotes & Sayings

I feel I'm very sane about how crazy I am. — Carrie Fisher

Seasonality in winter doesn't have to mean sleep-inducing, stew-like, starchy casseroles. — Yotam Ottolenghi

Sleep is vastly overrated — Mark Love

The magic of life, of course, is not something that can be explained. Structures can only take us to the point where they begin or end. Beyond structures is the white light. — Frederick Lenz

I've never seen a publicist that could protect me from things, protect anyone from what's going on out there. — Brad Pitt

The scriptures, for example, discredit an ancient philosophy that has come back into vogue in our day-the philosophy of Korihor that there are no absolute moral standards, that "every man prospers according to his genius, and that every man conquers according to his strength; and whatsoever a man does is no crime" and "that when a man is dead, that is the end thereof". — D. Todd Christofferson

I believe that anybody who gets married should go to a counselor for months before the wedding. I think that's going to save guys a lot of money and the ladies a lot of heartbreak. — James Brolin

In Eden I "saw" that Adam or Eve probably spoke each word FOR THE FIRST TIME and that seemed wild and seemed to me that that might have brought them to some essence of language. Once I "saw" the city, I knew it was real. once I saw that a poem was a house, i knew it was real and could go back to it or else write a flurry of poems around it, both worked. — Gregory Orr

What television gets to do, and there's a reason why 'S.H.I.E.L.D.' works as well as it does, is that it deals with the relationships. It deals with the very small, interpersonal ways that people both love and hate each other. — Jeffrey Bell

I love food. I'm a big food person. I'm really passionate about eating good food all the time. — Dreama Walker

While all living things affect the evolution of other living things simply by virtue of trying to stay alive, humans interact with the biological evolution of other species in a much more complex and powerful fashion because of one ability: language. Nothing occurs on the human scale without language. No language means no agriculture, no animal farming, no science. — Christine Kenneally

Heisenberg, Max Plank and Einstein, they all agreed that science could not solve the mystery of the universe. — Harry Dean Stanton

The Argentineans practice on the court for two hours a day, then they must practice in front of a mirror for two more hour saying 'I'm not guilty.' — Vince Spadea

I once knew a guy that everyone called Trodon because his face looked like it had been trod on. — Richard Flanagan