Sassy Sayings And Funny Quotes & Sayings

I have been styling my own hair since I was four years old ... and I still don't let anyone else touch it to this day. I cut, color, style, and spray my own hair, on all sets and shoots, that's just the way it goes. I get way too nervous when someone else starts to mess with it. — Jenna Elfman

There is a reference in Aristotle to a gnat produced by larvae engendered in the slime of vinegar. This must have been Drosophila. — Alfred Henry Sturtevant

I think ... that things are a little bit up for grabs right now ... — John Podesta

Alas, the heart is not a metaphor, or at least not always a metaphor. — Elizabeth Hardwick

So very close, so very present, so very belonging to me. — Cheryl Strayed

I never really wanted to die. But I followed through anyway. The pain in my heart was excruciating, and death was beautiful. — Rae Hachton

A happy marriage is a new beginning of life, a new starting point for happiness and usefulness. — Arthur Penrhyn Stanley