Sarcastic Sadistic Quotes & Sayings

Just look at me now - I've never been so happy in my life! — Vera-Ellen

Maybe in time you'll understand only God can save us. — Tupac Shakur

And the behaviour of the cat was somewhat peculiar. It was soon noticed that when there was work to be done the cat could never be found. She would vanish for hours on end, and then reappear at meal-times, or in the evening after work was over, as though nothing had happened. But she always made such excellent excuses , and purred so affectionately , that it was impossible not to believe in her good intentions. — George Orwell

No border town is anything but a border town, just as no waterfront is anything but a waterfront. — Raymond Chandler

Faith is the assurance that the best and holiest dream is true after all. — Frederick Buechner

You could have thrown her into the fire, that's what you could have done. Then it would save me the task of killing her myself! -Ben Deverill — Alexandra May

For small business people, less paperwork means higher profits, boosted sales and more time with the family. — Tony Abbott

Sustainability is a seemingly laudable goal - it tells us we need to live within our means, whether economic, ecological, or political - but it's insufficient for uncertain times. How can we live within our means when those very means can change, swiftly and unexpectedly, beneath us? — Jamais Cascio

I still believe in the old fashioned ways of showing a woman Respect and Honor!! — Angela Merkel

T.V. acting is a great skill to have, and it's nice to have that stability. — Debby Ryan

There are more models than the heterosexual one for a male and female who want to exchange erotic energy. — Carol Queen

He must have seen her shock, because he said, You can't defeat the power of the book. But you can make it work for you. — Kristine Grayson

Our job is to represent the truth of human nature, whether you're playing a tender love story that's set in a coffee shop or whether you're in 'The Avengers,' which is set in a Manhattan which is exploding. — Tom Hiddleston