Sarcastic One Liners Quotes & Sayings

A legal noose still encircled their necks and they couldn't seem to shake it off. Lacey assured the couple he would treat them kindly while they served out the final years of their contract. However, on the trip to St. Louis, they quickly saw that they had, once again, stumbled into a trap. Lacey treated them so badly that the couple decided they had only one move left - they would run. In 1804, they fled into Kentucky, Antoine taking the name Ben. No doubt they hoped to reach Ohio or some other free territory. However, Antoine's wife, drained and exhausted, collapsed by the roadside. While cradled in the arms of the man she loved, she died. — Betty DeRamus

Why did the blonde miss her flight? Because when she read the sign on the road that said, "Airport Left," she turned around and went home. — Various

Little girl, he called me. A little girl who is stressed out to the point of paranoia. That is not me, but now, it's who the Candor think I am. — Veronica Roth

Where has he gone, my meadow mouse,
My thumb of a child that nuzzled in my palm?
To run under the hawk's wing,
Under the eye of the great owl watching from the elm-tree,
To live by courtesy of the shrike, the snake, the tom-cat.
(from "The Meadow Mouse") — Theodore Roethke

But for every epic love tale splashed out in lights for the world to see, there were ten million more couples that loved each other in the dark just as beautifully. — Seth King

You're not dying," he said.
"How do you know?"
His eyes latched onto mine. "Because I'd never let that happen. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

When you shoot for the stars, you can't ever look back. — Brittany Perloff

Sometimes we can focus so much on nothing that we make it a big something of nothing — Ricky Maye