Sarcastic Life Lessons Quotes & Sayings

It's not that we have more patience as we grow older, it's just that we're too tired to care about all the pointless drama — Karen Gibbs

If you wish to be part of my life, the door is always open.The door remains open if you choose to leave..but don't just hover in the doorway with indecision because you're blocking the traffic! — Karen Gibbs

I'm sure you heard a lot of sarcastic remarks when you first arrived, but by the time I got there, to everyone else you were just a part of the party. But unlike everyone else, you were the whole reason I came. — Jay Asher

While you were out JUDGING others, you left your closet door open...and guess what fell out!....Ooops — Karen Gibbs

Kelly was not going to remove her glasses. No matter what the television said about it being safe to do during the 'totality'. The television also told her she wouldn't age if she bought expensive creams and pills. — Guillermo Del Toro

Take care with the words you speak, it's best to keep them sweet..... because you never know when you might have to eat them! — Karen Gibbs