Sarcastic License Plate Quotes & Sayings

A reason or a purpose is a combination of "wants" and "don't wants". — Robert T. Kiyosaki

Watching him with one eye, she wondered if men ever figured out that they were more appealing when they were pursuing their own work than when they were pursuing a woman. — Mary Doria Russell

Shane:is your distant cousin jack the ripper dropping in for coffee.
eve:screw you collins — Rachel Caine

It would be thought a hard government that should tax its people one tenth part. — Benjamin Franklin

The Founding Fathers are always spinning in their graves over something, as is Ronald Reagan, or FDR. Edward R. Murrow is a perennial grave spinner in the news business (though in fact, Murrow was cremated). — Mark Leibovich

I liked James and James liked me and we both knew it and if you think about it, that's like a miracle. A real miracle. Everyone says that babies are miracles, and don't get me wrong, I love cute little pudgy babies, but if you think about it, me having a baby right now would not be a miracle. At all. But finding someone that gets me? That's the real work. That's where the miracles are. — Robin Benway

Fate determines many things, no matter how we struggle. — Otto Weininger

I cannot consent to be led three or four hundred leagues out of my route, without its being by force of arms. — Zebulon Pike

Dancing may not be the perfect substitute for love, human love, but it certainly requires all the time and thought and energy that could otherwise be dedicated to love. — Toni Bentley

It's funny how you never think about the women you've had. It's always the ones who get away that you can't forget. — Chuck Palahniuk