Sarcastic Anti Valentines Day Quotes & Sayings

Forgive me, I don't mean to be rude," Red said to the twins. "It's just every time I see you two I'm heartbroken, kidnapped, or homeless. — Chris Colfer

Faith in the supernatural is a desperate wager made by man at the lowest ebb of his fortunes. — George Santayana

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards. — Mark Twain

The glamour of being forbidden must not be underestimated. — Salman Rushdie

I was the quiet kid in the corner, reading a book. In elementary school, I read so much and so often during class that I was actually forbidden from reading books during school hours by my teachers. — Cassandra Clare