Sarcasm Harrison Bergeron Quotes & Sayings

I guess you could say, I'm just a typical Methodist kid at heart. — Hugh Hefner

Man is a greater thing than you have thought him, — Edith Hahn Beer

We are the ones who are alive. Here. With everything to lose — Ally Condie

I don't watch movie trailers. I just go to the movie, and I don't know anything about it, because that's the only way I appreciate the movie fully. — Skylar Grey

Remember: when people tell you something's wrong or doesn't work for them, they are almost always right. When they tell you exactly what they think is wrong and how to fix it, they are almost always wrong. — Neil Gaiman

Fighting! Fighting like white-trash dumb monkey ...
-Park's mom — Rainbow Rowell

The beauty of the sunbeam lies partly in the fact that God does not keep it; he gives it away to us all. — David Swing

This world gives no room
to be what we dreamt of being — Adrienne Rich

Every decade has its ABBA; that's the proof that pop will always be around. — Gerry Beckley

When we reached the door, Belen stepped in the way. 'If any harm - '
'Comes to her, you'll rip out my arms. Got it,' Kerrick said.
'I'm serious,' Belen said.
'I know. Do you really think I'd put her in danger?'
'Not on purpose, but things happen that are out of your control.'
Kerrick gave him a tight smile. 'You mean I'm not omnipotent?'
'You're not even semi-potent.'
'Is that even a word?' Kerrick asked.
'He probably means you're impotent,' I offered. — Maria V. Snyder

Life is full of luck, like getting dealt a good hand, or simply by being in the right place at the right time. Some people get luck handed to them, a second chance, a save. It can happen heroically, or by a simple coincidence , but there are those who don't get luck on a shiny platter, who end up in the wrong place at the wrong time, who don't get saved. — Jessica Sorensen

I study long-married couples and decide that wives are like bras: sometimes the most matronly are the most supportive. — Helen Ellis

I've got to sing for Pops; I've got to keep my father's legacy alive because he started all of this. So I started calling people, and nobody would give me a chance, but I didn't let that stop me. I took money out the bank and I started making me a record, and I did it in this guy's basement. — Mavis Staples