Sam And Max Quotes & Sayings

Max flashed me a flirtatious smile. "Why don't you come and join us, me and you could -"
"Don't even finish that sentence, Slap-head."
"Hey, I told you, call me Max."
"While you're being a wanker, you're Slap-head. — Suzanne Wrightt

So where'd you park the car, Max?'
'I don't know. I couldn't see over the wheel.'
'That's okay. I think I can smell it. — Steve Purcell

I've come to realize that
one of the perks of a free society is the inalienable right to debase ourselves in a wide variety of ways...

— Steve Purcell