Salsbury Quotes & Sayings

I+V=R (Imagination mixed with Vividness becomes Reality.) The speaker pointed out that the mind thinks in pictures, not in words. And as we vividly picture in our mind what we desire, it will become a reality. — Glenna Salsbury

Wherever you are, dear butterfly, keep flapping your chaotic wings. Flap them. Flap them like your little life depends upon it... or at least my little death. — Qwen Salsbury

Day: Different. * Shit: Same. * Workload and Course Load: Big, steamy load. * Consider: Pro v. con of liquid diet. * Shopping List: One bourbon. One Scotch. One beer. — Qwen Salsbury

These are dark times. Darker still if we must forego the snooze button. — Qwen Salsbury

God, I'm not just in the neighbourhood of pathetic, I'm circling the block. — Qwen Salsbury

You mean beyond the obvious drawbacks of being involved with a self-proclaimed and unapologetic asshole? — Qwen Salsbury

Let us observe the mating rituals of the lecherous North American lounge lizard in his native habitat: The Open Bar. — Qwen Salsbury

I do wish there were assless chaps. Not that I would wear them. But there is nothing funnier than the words assless chaps. — Qwen Salsbury

Fighting gave me my breath, but you brought me back to life. — J.B. Salsbury

The best thing that ever happened to me shows up in coveralls and a pair of Chucks when I least expect it. I'll do whatever it takes to keep her. — J.B. Salsbury

When God hands you a gift, you don't push it away and tell him 'later'. — J.B. Salsbury

If I flip a coin, what are the chances I'll get head? — J.B. Salsbury

What's a girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine? — J.B. Salsbury

This year, Rebecca instituted a White Elephant gift exchange, that passive-aggressive method of conveying just how little the people you see more often than family mean to you via the splendor of craptastic gifting. — Qwen Salsbury

This whole time I thought I was living. But the day I met you, the lights came on — J.B. Salsbury

This crap is fast getting on my reserve nerve. — Qwen Salsbury

Eve is gorgeous, and she gets plenty of attention from guys, but her taste is selective. She only dates complete jerks. — J.B. Salsbury

Raven, a little later we can play Titanic" he calls over his shoulder. "I'll yell iceberg and you can go down. — J.B. Salsbury

I thought I had my life mapped out, thought I had it together. Then you came along and flipped my world on its head. You make me want things I never knew I needed. — J.B. Salsbury

Si vis pacem, para bellum - If you want peace, prepare for war. — J.B. Salsbury

Anything worth having in this life, you fight to get. And you don't stop fighting until you get it. — J.B. Salsbury

I will have you know there is probably less pineapple at your average luau than in my system at this moment — Qwen Salsbury

I was always eh, kinda want to like consider myself kind of a pioneer of the palette, a restaurateur if you will. I've wined, dined, sipped and supped in some of the most demonstrably beamer epitomable bistros in the Los Angles metropolitan region. Yeah, I've had strange looking patty melts at Norms. I've had dangerous veal cutlets at the Copper Penny. Well what you get is a breaded salsbury steak in a shake-n-bake and topped with a provocative sauce of Velveeta and uh, half-n-half. Smothered with Campbell's tomato soup. See I have kinda of a uh ... well I order my veal cutlet, Christ it left the plate and it walked down to the end of the counter. Waitress, ? she's wearing those rhinestone glasses with the little pearl thing clipped on the sweater. My veal cutlet come down, tried to beat the shit out of my cup of coffee. Coffee just wasn't strong enough to defend itself. — Tom Waits

It's all very Super Secret Squirrel. — Qwen Salsbury

How am I supposed to look unaffected and asexual with all this unfair fuckery happening? — Qwen Salsbury

I have a human tornado playing jump rope with my guts. Hard to sleep with Cirque de Bebe going on beind my belly button. — JB Salsbury

I almost lost you."
"No, never. I would've fought. However long it took. I'd never give up until I was free. You're my life, Jonah. My family, my love, my best friend. Nothing, not even destiny, could keep me from you."
He leans forward and brushes his lips against mine.
"Okay. — J.B. Salsbury

REBECCA IS AN IMMORTAL. I know this because I have been giving her a look that can kill for the past three and a half minutes. — Qwen Salsbury

Tears born of laughter feel so much better than those born from pain. — J.B. Salsbury

Irony is chock-full of fiber. — Qwen Salsbury

We have been going over the proposal and possible concessions for the longest ninety minutes of my life. And I saw Battlefield Earth. — Qwen Salsbury

IT IS A FACT, UNIVERSALLY ACCEPTED, that a single man in possession of a fine ass must be observed like wildlife — Qwen Salsbury

Say who with the what now? Well, Merry Christmas and Ho Ho Holy Crap. Just what the hell have I been yammering on about? — Qwen Salsbury

WHY IS MY BATH COLD? Because I, purchaser of sadist shoes, needed to soak after wearing cheese graters on my feet yesterday and then traveling and walking and sitting through meetings and touring facilities and impersonating a pack mule today. 'Twas not meant to be. — Qwen Salsbury

Am I worth it? Maybe not, but we're worth it. — J.B. Salsbury

Incoming Text: Bert will be so disappointed. He had down that Canon would eat you alive by last night. Note to self: Never bet against Bert. — Qwen Salsbury

You're like that single wild flower that grows from the crack in the pavement: miraculous growth with no water source or fertile soil. A person walking by would step around that flower to avoid crushing it. It's not like the field of wild flowers you tromp through carelessly, crushing them under your feet, knowing that the next day will bring a hundred more. — J.B. Salsbury

I look pretty good. More than good, actually, but I'm not a teenager anymore. Caution: Contents may have shifted during flight. — Qwen Salsbury

If only everything were like that. It's not easy to do: owning and accepting the pain of our past, the heartbreak, our misgivings, and using them for good. Make our lives better not in spite of it all...but because of it. — J.B. Salsbury

While extraordinary products and unique services still afford a competitive advantage, the one advantage that stands the test of time ... is people. — Mark Salsbury

I'll always hold you when you're scared." He softly kisses my jaw. "Comfort you when you're sad." His lips brush against my cheeks. "Take care of you when you're sick." Tilting my head back, he kisses my forehead. He bends down and his hazel eyes narrow into mine. "I'll make it my life's mission to make up for every second you were neglected. — J.B. Salsbury

You, Raven Morretti, are mine. Doesn't matter if you're a virgin or an alien. What you've told me changes nothing. Not. One. Thing. — J.B. Salsbury