Saami Shaibani Quotes & Sayings

How did it get so late so soon? — Dr. Seuss

Share & enjoy life, the universe & everything — Douglas Adams

I was recently voted best standup never to win a major. — Andy Kindler

I can be super reclusive and hermetic, and then I can be in California and host dinner parties and drink wine. It's all me. — Lia Ices

The whole world makes comic book movies now. — M. Night Shyamalan

In 2000, the Mississippi state legislature introduced a bill to make it illegal for a man to have an erection at a strip club even if he is fully dressed. — Steven Lamm

If Jennifer Lopez could write songs like Fiona Apple's, she wouldn't have to spend so many hours at the gym. — Shirley Manson

You cannot go into the same water twice. — Plato

Be a balanced optimist. Nobody is suggesting that you become an oblivious Pollyanna, pretending that nothing bad can or ever will happen. Doing so can lead to poor decisions and invites people to take advantage of you. Instead, be a rational optimist who takes the good with the bad, in hopes of the good ultimately outweighing the bad, and with the understanding that being pessimistic about everything accomplishes nothing. Prepare for the worst but hope for the best - the former makes you sensible, and the latter makes you an optimist. — Dale Carnegie

It is really funny to see people that you know acting unpleasantly just because there are TV cameras on. — Penn Jillette

I'm a big Pacino fan. He's a great actor: so much passion and intensity. — Judah Friedlander

We should favor young immigrants with many years of work ahead of them. We should favor immigrants who have demonstrated an ability to learn and work using English, which makes their future success more likely. — Jan C. Ting

In theater, you have a rehearsal period and you know just who to be. — Marcia Gay Harden

We are afraid to care too much, for fear that the other person does not care at all. — Eleanor Roosevelt

As kids, we say stupid things, and because there's not a record of it, nobody is going to give you a hard time at 30 years old about something you said or did when you were 8 years old. Online, you have all these social networks that are moving to a state of persistent identity, and in turn, we're sacrificing the ability to be youthful. — Christopher Poole