Rustic Wooden Quotes & Sayings

Ninth graders with machine guns: its hard to make that a happy story. — Michael Grant

the choices we make dictate the life we lead — Danny De Vito

Do you know who takes weekday shuttle flights between Washington and New York? People who think they are too important for the train, let alone the bus. — Alex Pareene

For your wedding gift, I wish I had a spell that could make you see yourself as others do.' 'Based — Deborah Harkness

As if he could read her mind, Chad chose that very moment to look up from his What to Expect book.
"Says here some women get really horny when they're pregnant," he said, waggling his eyebrows with a shit-eating grin.
"It does not!" Jennie said, feeling two hot spots form on her cheeks.
How does he know?
"Does too. They don't phrase it that way, but that's essentially it. Anything you need help with, Jennie? Any cravings I can take care of for you?" Chad laughed as he leaned in suggestively.
"Gah! — Lori Ryan

The world was beautiful, but nobody looked at it except tourists ... a kind of perfection of existence was always close at hand, and no one reached for it. — Craig L. Rice

Comedy is rarely funny. — Dov Davidoff

It [the memoir "In The Body of the World"] wrote me. I joke about it, but this book was so unusual. It just started to come out. I really feel like it came straight from my body. I think it was both an expression of what I had gone through, but also it just felt like everything had come together in my body and it needed to tell that story. — Eve Ensler

Let me tell you this, if I had wanted to have a library of audio and videotapes of Bill Clinton, I could have had that. And after I was accused of being a liar, I wished that I had of. — Gennifer Flowers

I felt above all, tired. Tiredness: if there ws a constant symptom of the disease in our lives at this time, it was tiredness ... A banal state of affairs, yes-but our problems were banal, the stuff of women's magazines. All lives, I remember thinking, eventually funnel into the advice columns of women's magazines. — Joseph O'Neill

Alcohol is perfect for me to curb the nerves a little bit. — Luke Bryan

Love says, "I'm with you, let's deal with it. — Chip Ingram

A handful of soldiers is always better than a mouthful of arguments. — Georg C. Lichtenberg