Ripping Yarns Tomkinson's Schooldays Quotes & Sayings

This is embarrassing," Mr. Haffey informed me. I winked at him. "What, Mrs. Haffey never carried you over the threshold on your wedding night? — Ilona Andrews

God sent Jesus as an example to see if we could retain and maintain the Holy Spirit in human flesh. — Benny Hinn

Alcoholism is the only disease that you can get yelled at for having. — Mitch Hedberg

New Rule: Stop lying to me about your pancake mix. The back of the box says 1 1/2 cups makes ten to twelve pancakes. Really? 'Cause I get four. Who's your cook, Jesus? — Bill Maher

In life your dreams may not come true, but sooner or later one of your nightmares will. — Richard Jeni

We stitch together quilts of meaning to keep us warm and safe, with whatever patches of beauty and utility we have on hand. — Anne Lamott