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Rip Van Winkle Funny Quotes By Carl Sagan

At the very moment that humans discovered the scale of the universe and found that their most unconstrained fancies were in fact dwarfed by the true dimensions of even the Milky Way Galaxy, they took steps that ensured that their descendants would be unable to see the stars at all. For a million years humans had grown up with a personal daily knowledge of the vault of heaven. In the last few thousand years they began building and emigrating to the cities. In the last few decades, a major fraction of the human population has abandoned a rustic way of life. As technology developed and the cities were polluted, the nights became starless. New generations grew to maturity wholly ignorant of the sky that had transfixed their ancestors and that had stimulated the modern age of science and technology. Without even noticing, just as astronomy entered a golden age most people cut themselves off from the sky, a cosmic isolationism that ended only with the dawn of space exploration. — Carl Sagan

Rip Van Winkle Funny Quotes By Ziggy Marley

I was 12 when my father passed, so I didn't have a father during my teenage years. — Ziggy Marley

Rip Van Winkle Funny Quotes By Dianne Neal Matthews

He asked them, "But who do you say I am?" Mark 8:29 — Dianne Neal Matthews

Rip Van Winkle Funny Quotes By Aaron B. Powell

When you are in a combat situation, you mustn't let your mind be polluted by emotions like fear and anger. Simply accept the situation and react, even if you are facing impossible odds. Keep your head clear and you will be one step ahead of your attackers. — Aaron B. Powell

Rip Van Winkle Funny Quotes By Billy Connolly

On George W Bush: That man sits at that desk in the White House with the button that can end the world. My father's younger than him and we don't give him the controls for the television. — Billy Connolly

Rip Van Winkle Funny Quotes By Lena Olin

In Sweden, stardom is looked upon as phony. You walk to the theater every day like everybody else. — Lena Olin

Rip Van Winkle Funny Quotes By Paul Valery

Having precise ideas often leads to a man doing nothing. — Paul Valery

Rip Van Winkle Funny Quotes By Louis Sachar

But I'm taking small steps 'Cause I don't know where I'm going I'm taking small steps And I don't know what to say. Small steps, Trying to pull myself together And maybe I'll discover A clue along the way! — Louis Sachar