Ridicularized Quotes & Sayings

I know now why I stopped writing short stories. It was at the point when I recognised how difficult they were. — Brian Friel

Families are Forever, and wondered if the slogan was meant as a promise or a threat. — Brady Udall

My love of maple syrup. I've been known to knock back a can over a couple days: A swig here, a swig there, and next thing you know it's gone. It's a habit I have to stave off. I don't want to lose all my teeth. — Rufus Wainwright

One thing we knew for certain- despite all our certainties, it was very difficult to guess what one individual was thinking at any given moment. — Joshua Ferris

I'm an entrepreneur, a businessman. I've got a lot of money, and that doesn't go very well with the whole 'starving artist in a garret' routine. — Felix Dennis

When you emit the perfect frequency of what you want, the perfect people, circumstances, and events will be attracted to you and delivered! — Rhonda Byrne

Tolerance is not a Christian value. Charity, justice, mercy, prudence, honesty
these are Christian values. — Charles J. Chaput

Reading is almost always subversive. From the time you read the next night's fairy tale under the covers by flashlight when you have already had your bedtime story from Daddy and are supposed to be asleep to the time you are an adult reading junk, hoping no one catches you at it, reading is private; that's the most seductive thing about it. It's you and the book. — Phyllis Rose

I wouldn't know how to think inside the box because I don't even know where it is. I wouldn't know how to do it any other way. — Waris Ahluwalia

Fake Canadian superstition: If you allow your pet bear to sleep in your bed, it will ruin your breathing by slowing it down or stopping it entirely. — Matthew Santoro

Peace, unity and harmony! — Cathy Freeman

I have been so blessed not only to talk about things that I want to talk about in my industry, but also to have a platform - and people want to hear about it. People want the change; people want the difference; people want to know what's going on. People want to see themselves in the industry that for so long has ostracized girls of my size. — Ashley Graham

Whether one has natural talent or not, any learning period requires the willingness to suffer uncertainty and embarrassment. — Gail Sheehy

I didn't get paid. I didn't even care that I didn't get paid. — Ray Conniff