Retro Housewife Quotes & Sayings

A popular character in old Italian plays, who imitated with ludicrous incompetence the "buffone", or clown, and was therefore the ape of an ape; for the clown himself imitated the serious characters of the play. — Ambrose Bierce

I didn't introduce thug life to America. Thug life is America. I don't get why the whole world is fearing me. I am scared, but so are they. It's like I am having a panic attack cause I have 15,000 people wanting to do what I want, listing to everything I say. — Tupac Shakur

The power of unconditional love. I mean, there is no power on
earth like unconditional love. — Warren Buffett

I first suspected something was amiss when I exited the coffee shop on Greenup Street and was knocked down by a herd of bison. — Joshua Palmatier

Free Trader Beowulf - you had to be at least forty and a recovering pen-and-paper role-playing-gamer to get the reference, but it was apt. Google it. — Lev Grossman

You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar. — George Carlin

The brain is a wonderful thing. It will always give you an answer to the questions you ask. The problem comes from the questions you ask yourself. Your brain will only answer exactly what it is asked. — John Patrick Hickey

Was she on some sort of Candid Camera version of This is Your Sucky Love Life? — Nicki Elson

Then, beaming at Tom and Caul, he topped up their glasses with more wine to wash down the pack of half-truths and outright lies he'd fed them — Philip Reeve

If I can break one out of every three return games, I'm going to give myself a shot in a lot of matches. — Andy Roddick