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Top Retirement Funny Quotes

Retirement Funny Quotes By Virgil

We have to thank God for this retirement. — Virgil

Retirement Funny Quotes By David Letterman

My retirement plan was in place but Bernie Maidoff with my money. — David Letterman

Retirement Funny Quotes By Lola J. May

There are three things to remember when teaching: know your stuff; know whom you are stuffing; and then stuff them elegantly. — Lola J. May

Retirement Funny Quotes By Ernie J Zelinski

Sex is Number 1 of my Top-10 joys in retirement. Number 2 is reading How to Retire Happy, Wild, and Free. I forgot the other eight. — Ernie J Zelinski

Retirement Funny Quotes By Bob Monkhouse

What do gardeners do when they retire? — Bob Monkhouse

Retirement Funny Quotes By Henny Youngman

Old teachers never die, they just grade away. — Henny Youngman

Retirement Funny Quotes By Douglas Preston

Steve Forman strafes the south Florida scene with Boca Knights, an outrageously funny mystery novel with a raft of offbeat characters and prose that moves trippingly off the pen. His main man, Eddie Perlmutter, ex-Boston cop attempting semi-retirement in Boca Raton like a fish trying to retire out of the water, is a character for the ages. Carl Hiaasen, watch your back. — Douglas Preston

Retirement Funny Quotes By Ann Landers

At age 20, we worry about what others think of us. At age 40, we don't care what they think of us. At age 60, we discover they haven't been thinking of us at all. — Ann Landers

Retirement Funny Quotes By Charles Taylor Manatt

Sanders was a friend of chickens. — Charles Taylor Manatt

Retirement Funny Quotes By Dark Jar Tin Zoo

I unwrapped my love for her like one might unwrap leftovers. Gotta eat up the old stuff first, as a cannibal might say in a retirement home. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Retirement Funny Quotes By Bill Bailey

Not so great in England at the moment; in an online poll we came last, we actually came bottom of European countries for quality of life, because of things like the weather, obviously, late retirement, poor holiday, poor public services, poor health service; it's basically just a kind of grey, godless wilderness, full of cold pies and broken dreams. — Bill Bailey

Retirement Funny Quotes By Bob Arum

Sugar Ray Leonard's retirements last about as long as Elizabeth Taylor's marriages. — Bob Arum