Red Skelton Famous Quotes & Sayings

Listing someone else's faults is taking someone else's inventory, and usually starts conflict. — David W. Earle

There is nothing wrong with the name White Settlement, and the majority here is proud of the name. — Alan Price

My whole thing is, I collect what I know I want to read, and I have certain bookshelves in my bedroom that contain all the books I haven't read yet. — June Squibb

Sometimes I wish I was a cloud ... Just floating along, going wherever the breeze takes me. — Masashi Kishimoto

My father always told me I should be a writer, and I found I loved writing my autobiography; writing is such an interesting process. — Mia Farrow

Now here's the heavy irony. So I went back to New York to become a librarian. To actually seek out this thing I've been fleeing all my life. and (here it comes): a librarian is just not that easy to become ... Apparently there's a whole filing system and annotating system and stamping system and God knows what you have to learn before you qualify. — Elaine Dundy

Sometimes it seems to me that all of life is a struggle to contain the natural impulses of the body and spirit, and that what we call character represents only the degree to which we are successful in this endeavor. — Anita Shreve

The first album I ever owned was 'A Star is Born.' — Idina Menzel

I don't like the drugs, but the drugs like me. — Marilyn Manson

[On writing to Alice Walker, author of The Color Purple:] I told her I would play a Venetian blind, dirt on the floor, anything. — Whoopi Goldberg

There are no rules for good photographs, there are only good photographs. — Ansel Adams

The 1994 elections that brought Newt Gingrich to power in the House decisively shaped the remaining years of Bill Clinton's presidency, pushing him further to the right and bringing out his latent tendency to govern every day as if an election were being held the next. — Noah Feldman

As a god self-slain on his own strange altar, Death lies dead. — Algernon Charles Swinburne

Every week, I take two phone calls or meetings with an aspiring producer or director. — Charlie Ebersol