Raporturile Stomacului Quotes & Sayings

Hard-hearted shouldn't need senses. — Toba Beta

When one cow was found with BSE in 2003, many of our trading partners closed their borders to our beef. — Mike Johanns

Many old music hall fans were present at the funeral today of Fred 'Chuckles' Jenkins, Britain's oldest and unfunniest comedian. In tribute, the vicar read out one of Fred's jokes, and the congregation had two minutes silence. — Ronnie Barker

The right of education of the female sex, as it is in a manner everywhere neglected, so it ought to be generally lamented. Most in this depraved later age think a woman learned and wise enough if she can distinguish her husband's bed from another's. — Hannah Woolley

The comic world has its own limitations, as everything does. I adore it, I respect it, but it's not going to take over all of me. — Joss Whedon

What feeds a fighters soul is victory. — Miesha Tate