Ramblers Funny Quotes & Sayings

A Nobel Prize winner was asked how he became a scientist. He said that every day after school, his mother would ask him not what he learned but whether he asked a good question today. That, he said, was how he became a scientist. — Thomas L. Friedman

In the closet, in my nest of human cloth, I dreamt of skinless people, a world of living meat, clinched in a wounded hug and finally understanding. We would truly feel the cold, we would truly know each other. — Colin McAdam

Former Vice President Al Gore starring in a new documentary about global warming. I believe it's called [Leno snores] ... The film actually features Al Gore and explores his journey on how he first got interested in temperature change. It started back when he was vice president. He noticed how the temperature would change, like whenever Bill would walk into the room, it would get warm and whenever Hillary walked into the room, it got cold. — Jay Leno

She had loved and been loved, but she felt in this moment of embrace as though there were nothing in her not shaped by love, from the chipped purple paint on her toenails to the fuzz in her belly button to her scarecrow hair escaping from Roselyn's ministrations and unguents. She was love, standing on love, breathing love, digesting love. — Thomm Quackenbush

In Limerick, a family that was dysfunctional was one who could afford to drink but didn't. — Malachy McCourt

All the great coincidences and marvelous achievements of his life disappeared in a flash. In their place were puppet strings. 'A — Hugh Howey

True it is that covetousness is rich, modesty starves. — John Milton

Wonderful. I'm stranded with the least creative Ramblers. — M.L. LeGette

Medical miracles are the only miracles most of us will ever see." He — Anthony Marra

Therefore in medicine we ought to know the causes of sickness and health. — Avicenna

I phoned the local ramblers club today and this bloke just went on and on. — Tim Vine