Rahm Emanuel Funny Quotes & Sayings

I feel sorry for confetti. Its useful life lasts about two seconds. And it can never be used again. — George Carlin

When wealth occupies a higher position than wisdom, when notoriety is admired more than dignity, when success is more important than self-respect, the culture itself overvalues "image" and must be regarded as narcissistic. — Alexander Lowen

I mean, I can cook, but I'd get very nervous having my food being judged by dinner guests. — Prabal Gurung

As for me, then, I love life and cultivate it just as God has been pleased to grant it to us. — Michel De Montaigne

If in doubt, Google. — C.S. Woolley

Nobody had planted these flowers, I felt sure, nor harvested them either; these were works that the Lord had gone ahead and finished on His own. He must have lacked faith in mankind's follow-through capabilities, on the day he created flowers. — Barbara Kingsolver

You are the finest, loveliest, tenderest, and most beautiful person I have ever known - and even that is an understatement. — F Scott Fitzgerald

baseball is a game played by the dexterous, but only understood by the Poindexterous."9 — Simon Singh

I'm the type of human who is interested most in the truth. God gave me a healthy love for the truth. — Pope Francis

Any beauty you see in me is only a reflection of Him, any ugliness, a reflection of my self. — Yasmin Mogahed

People want results. I call it 'results oriented conservatism,' R.O.C. because that's what people want out of government. — Bob McDonnell

I hesitate to say what the functions of the modern journalist may be, but I imagine that they do not exclude the intelligent anticipation of the facts even before they occur. — George Curzon, 1st Marquess Curzon Of Kedleston

American films, it's a money-making industry. And in France, you can find great respect for cinema as art. — Woody Allen

True horror is not in our stories, it's in our lives. Stories help us process it. — Ksenia Anske