Rabadan Smart Quotes & Sayings

In context this is funny:
"Tancredi, we passed a beam of wood lying in front of Ginestra's house.Go and fetch it, it'll get you in all the quicker" (Concetta) — Giuseppe Tomasi Di Lampedusa

Check to make sure your brake lights and blinkers work.... — Michael J. DiPinto

St. Cyril of Jerusalem, in instructing catechumens, wrote: "The dragon sits by the side of the road, watching those who pass. Beware lest he devour you. We go to the Father of Souls, but it is necessary to pass by the dragon." No matter what form the dragon may take, it is of this mysterious passage past him, or into his jaws, that stories of any depth will always be concerned to tell, and this being the case, it requires considerable courage at any time, in any country, not to turn away from the storyteller. — Flannery O'Connor

When I am king they shall not have bread and shelter only, but also teachings out of books, for a full belly is little worth where the mind is starved. — Mark Twain

I really like the topic about time is an Illusion and also this quote "#Time Physical things are merely the collapse of psychic things into physical reality." - it's powerful. As much you repeat it as much powerful it gets. — Deyth Banger

I am rather impatient to know the fate of my best gown. — Jane Austen

If you don't look before the dusk and beyond the dawn, you won't be able to see the sun. (Soar) — Soar

It's a different experience to be with your kids when your spouse isn't around. — Jerry O'Connell

When you go to a bar that has a black light, everybody looks cool. Except for me, because I was under the impression that the mustard stain came out. — Mitch Hedberg

A string of reproaches against other people leads one to suspect the existence of a string of self-reproaches with the same content. — Sigmund Freud

It is important always to know that the first word, the true initiative, the true activity comes from God and only by inserting ourselves into the divine initiative, only begging for this divine initiative, shall we too be able to become - with him and in him - evangelizers. — Pope Benedict XVI

More money is lost anticipating the changes in the overall stock market than any other way of investing. — Peter Lynch