R Zsa Quotes & Sayings

I've been married most of my life. And when you're married, you don't have sex. — Zsa Zsa Gabor

To a smart girl men are no problem - they're the answer. — Zsa Zsa Gabor

Diamonds are a girl's best friend and dogs are a man's best friend. Now you know which sex has more sense. — Zsa Zsa Gabor

I don't remember anybody's name. How do you think the 'dahling' thing got started? — Zsa Zsa Gabor

I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting. — Milton Berle

When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument. — Zsa Zsa Gabor

As a woman, you have to choose between your fanny or your face. I chose my face. — Zsa Zsa Gabor

Macho does not prove mucho. — Zsa Zsa Gabor

I don't take gifts from perfect strangers - but then, nobody is perfect. — Zsa Zsa Gabor

I pay all my own bills ... I want to choose the man. I do not permit men to choose me. — Zsa Zsa Gabor

I never hated any of my ex-fiances enough to return the rings. — Zsa Zsa Gabor

I love to put on diamonds and beautiful evening gowns and make my girl-friends upset. — Zsa Zsa Gabor

It was not my class of people. There was not a producer, a press agent, a director, an actor. — Zsa Zsa Gabor

I was always a good housekeeper. Whenever I divorced I always kept the house. — Zsa Zsa Gabor

When in trouble, take a bath and wash your hair. — Zsa Zsa Gabor

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished. — Zsa Zsa Gabor

I only cook when I'm in love. — Zsa Zsa Gabor

I like a mannish man: a man who knows how to talk to and treat a woman - not just a man with muscles. — Zsa Zsa Gabor

I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names. — Zsa Zsa Gabor

Having been engaged rather a lot of times, Zsa Zsa Gabor was asked whether a lady should give back the ring. Her answer?
Of course dahlink, but first, you take out all the diamonds. — Zsa Zsa Gabor

Personally, I know nothing about sex, because I have always been married. — Zsa Zsa Gabor

I think I'm very old-fashioned. — Zsa Zsa Gabor

I always liked parties. You meet people; you can have fun. — Zsa Zsa Gabor

I believe in large families: every woman should have at least three husbands. — Zsa Zsa Gabor

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it. — Zsa Zsa Gabor

There is nothing wrong with a woman welcoming all men's advances as long as they are in cash — Zsa Zsa Gabor

As a graduate of the Zsa Zsa Gabor School of Creative mathematics, I honestly do not know how old I am. — Erma Bombeck

I've never met an ugly millionaire. They all look cute. No wonder I married 4 of them — Zsa Zsa Gabor

My husband said it was him or the cat. I miss him sometimes. — Zsa Zsa Gabor

How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own? — Zsa Zsa Gabor