Punster Quotes & Sayings

An inventor is simply a fellow who doesn't take his education too seriously. — Charles Kettering

I am proud to be the president of the state of Israel. — Moshe Katsav

If you don't look at me right this minute, Brody McTavish, I'm going to ---"
He swung on her. Had she not been standing flatfooted she would have stumbled back. Instead, she was rooted to the ground as suddenly he was in her face. "I've been listening to you and I've been looking at you for years," he said, his voice deep and thick with emotion. "I've been waiting for you to grow up." His voice faltered as he dropped his horse's reins. "Because I've been wanting to do this since you were sixteen."
Grabbing her, he pulled her against his rock-hard body. His mouth dropped to hers. Her lips parted of their own accord, just as her arms wrapped around his neck. Her heart hammered against her ribs as he deepened the kiss and she heard herself moan. — B. J. Daniels

I'm a terrible punster. And I love to rhyme. I just can't help myself. — Duane Michals

Beware the inveterate punster, Doyle, it's a sure sign of brewing mental disturbance. — Mark Frost

There is no time to escape reality. — Lange Weile

It is not a question how much a man knows, but what use he can make of what he knows. — J.G. Holland

We have to make sure, at Apple, that we stay true to focus, laser focus - we know we can only do great things a few times, only on a few products. — Tim Cook