Pudgywoke Quotes & Sayings

For these reasons, as soon as my age permitted me to pass from under the control of my instructors, I entirely abandoned the study of letters, and resolved no longer to seek any other science than the knowledge of myself, or of the great book of the world. I spent the remainder of my youth in traveling, in visiting courts and armies, in holding intercourse with men of different dispositions and ranks, in collecting varied experience, in proving myself in the different situations into which fortune threw me, — Rene Descartes

The Pope is guarded by the Swiss guard who stand proudly in pajamas and silly hats. — Eddie Izzard

I like real girls. When they're in bed with you, it's not a show. They just want to do that. — Andrew Dice Clay

To be alive is to have a story to tell. — Daniel Mendelsohn

Nothing spoils a good story like the arrival of an eyewitness. — Mark Twain