Pseudorock Quotes & Sayings

Christianity did not come with tidings of great joy, but with a message of eternal grief. It came with the threat of everlasting torture on its lips. It meant war on earth and perdition hereafter. — Robert Green Ingersoll

I never left you; I never will leave you. While life lasts, and beyond, I am here. — Marion Zimmer Bradley

Hinduism would not be eternal were it not constantly growing and spreading, and taking in new areas of experience. Precisely because it has this power of self addition and re-adaptation, in greater degree than any other religion that the world has even seen, we believe it to be the one immortal faith. — Sister Nivedita

Madness is always fascinating, for it reveals the ungluing we all secretly fear: the mind taking off from the body, the possibility that the magnet that attaches us to a context in the world can lose its grip. — Molly Haskell

He's not going to sell any of those caps. He should just let the monkeys keep them. They are the only ones that want them anyway. — Jim Gaffigan

I had a critical father. I'm more like my father. He was a sales rep for pharmaceutical companies. — Martha Stewart

I felt bad because Little Big Tom came in while we were making the tape and was like over the moon because he thought we were interested in his music. We had to humor him and listen to him deliver around six hundred speeches about fusion and the Art Ensemble of Chicago and Chicano and Latino influences on pretentious jazzy pseudorock. I think it was probably the happiest I'd ever seen him. And I also felt bad about the fact that after he left we kind of made fun of the funny way he said Latino, like he was the Frito Bandito or something. I felt bad, but I did it anyway, because I'm only human. I was ashamed of myself and depressed afterward, though, which is human, too, I guess. Being human is an excuse for just about everything, but it also kind of sucks in a way. — Frank Portman

When I was taught truth, that's when I got my freedom. — Kirk Franklin

Luckily, in my case, I have managed, by writing, to do the one thing that I always wanted to do. — Jonathan Coe

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. — Martin McGuinness

If a Martian came down to Earth and watched television, he'd come to conclusion that all the world's society is based on Britney Spears and Paris Hilton. He'd be amazed that our society hasn't collapsed. — Michio Kaku